Is it any wonder that I go about with my fingers crossed? As I write this my eldest son is already three hours late for his lunch. If he was an only child, I should be wringing my hands, pacing the floor and phoning the hospitals. As it is, I'm sure he has forgotten the time and is busy tuning or fixing a pal's motor-bike somewhere.
Not being a timid person the odd times I have been frightened stand out vividly. Once when all the family were at table having a meal, rather than disturb any of them I decided to refill the coal scuttle myself. There was a high wind and as I set down the bucket and reached for the shovel, the door slammed shut behind me. The job done, I turned to open it and saw to my horror NO LATCH! It had been loose for weeks, but now it was missing altogether and I was shut fast inside, with only a little light filtering through a poor patch in the roof, just enough to show up the many dust-laden cobwebs, whose occupants always give me the creeps; mice don't scare me at all, but spiders give me goose pimples all over.
I began to knock on the door as loudly as I could, but that only brought down clouds of coal dust from all the crevices. Then I tried shouting for help feeling rather foolish "Help - let me out." The wind howled back in competition and it seemed as if no-one would ever be able to hear me.
Minutes went by that seemed like hours - I shouted until my throat was raw. What wouldn't I have given for the company of one of those dear old ladies who were locked in a certain place from Monday to Saturday! That thought made me laugh and I realised I was verging on the hysterical. Just like my family - they didn't even notice I was missing, surely one of them would notice my empty chair and come to my rescue.
Later, much later, I heard the back door open and almost burst my lungs with what remained of my voice. Footsteps and liberation. I almost fell into Malcolm's arms. black and dishevelled, nearly in tears, and so very glad to see daylight again.
No-one had even started to look for me - it was sheer chance that brought the eldest boy out to collect a tool from the cycle shed, but I prefer to give the credit to Providence again. That scare, bad as it was, is easily eclipsed by the one I'm about to tell you.